Thursday December 24, 2009

Oh Puffy Coat!

Oh Puffy Coat! Oh Puffy Coat!
Thy sleeves are so restraining;
Oh Puffy Coat! Oh Puffy Coat!
Thy sleeves are so restraining;
Not only tight with sweaters fair,
But also when my arms are bare.
Oh Puffy Coat! Oh Puffy Coat!
Thy sleeves are so restraining.

Oh Puffy Coat! Oh Puffy Coat!
Much warmth thou can'st give me;
Oh Puffy Coat! Oh Puffy Coat!
Much warmth thou can'st give me;
How often has the Puffy Coat
Afforded me the greatest glee!
Oh Puffy Coat! Oh Puffy Coat!
Much warmth thou can'st give me.

Oh Puffy Coat! Oh Puffy Coat!
Thy zippers close so snug-ly;
Oh Puffy Coat! Oh Puffy Coat!
Thy zippers close so snug-ly;
From hem to neck, close and tight,
There's a mighty cold wind tonight.
Oh Puffy Coat! Oh Puffy Coat!
Thy zippers close so snug-ly.

Oh Puffy Coat! Oh Puffy Coat!
How fluffy have they made thee;
Oh Puffy Coat! Oh Puffy Coat!
How fluffy have they made thee;
Thou bidst me true and faithful be,
Trust in goose down unchangingly.
Oh Puffy Coat! Oh Puffy Coat!
How fluffy have they made thee.

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Friday December 11, 2009

One Stone at a Time

I've lost 10.3 pounds (yes, there's an ap for that) of the quitting-smoking weight! But on me, it's hard to tell---when you take one apple out of a bushel, you still have a bushel.

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Sunday December 06, 2009

Dogs Just Know

Why do dogs just know when you are preparing for a dinner party and choose that exact day to A) barf on the rug, B) have diarrhea on the rug, C) pee on the rug or D) DO ALL THE GODDAMN ABOVE!

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